van   pimpenstein

Van Pimpenstein hails from Ripley, OH blazing a trail in the Obesity Rock genre.   Combining fat guitars, groovable rhythms, dachsund-like vocals,and totally bitchin' songwriting, the band has been splitting butt cheeks on the international scene since 2002.  Van Pimpenstein covers a wide range of styles and is influenced by a lot of folks, including but not limited to Metallica, Randy Travis, Slayer, Alabama, Clutch, Paco Ibanez, The Golden Girls, beef brisket and Weird Al. 

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